In a whimsical response to the astronomical popularity of Grogu (aka Baby Yoda), Walt Disney Company announced the introduction of an exciting new initiative titled ‘Baby Everything’, promising to add a pinch of pint-sized charm to their renowned theme parks worldwide.
The new strategy, insiders tell us, was brainstormed in a board meeting after one executive whispered the words, “baby-sized churros,” causing an unprecedented wave of giddy laughter to spread across the room.
Several popular attractions will receive a ‘baby’ treatment. For instance, Cinderella’s Castle will now have a ‘Crib Room,’ complete with miniature turrets and pastel draperies. Meanwhile, the famous “it’s a small world” attraction will undergo further downsizing to become “It’s a Microscopic World,” showcasing ‘baby’ nations with toddler-sized world leaders in onesies.
“Imagine Tower of Terror, but three feet tall,” a source close to the project revealed. “The rides will be smaller, but the lines will be twice as large.”
More ambitious plans are also underway, including a ‘Baby Big Thunder Mountain Railroad,’ which promises all the thrill of a roller coaster but on a track slightly larger than the miniature Carolwood Pacific Railroad that Walt Disney used to operate in his California home.
There is also plenty of good news for fans of Disney’s iconic theme park food. Tiny turkey legs and Mickey’s Premium ice cream will be available. When asked for comment, Walt Disney Company CFO Christine McCarthy said the change would be “good for some people’s waistlines.”
While some are saying that the new campaign is simply another cash grab, Disney officials insist that the move is in line with its company values. “We’ve always celebrated the child within,” explained a Disney spokesperson, “We are merely rekindling that childlike sense of wonder, underscoring that it truly is a small world after all.”